Do Your Boobs Hang Low??? :-)

So I was reading one of my friends blogs and was inspired, thanks Linds!! In high school on the way home from volleyball games we would sing silly songs and here is one of them.

Do your boobs hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie em' in a knot
Can you tie em' in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your boobs hang low??

NO!! My boobs are flat
You can see them through my back
I still wear a training bra
Oh! I push and I shove
And they get a lot of love
But my Boobs are FLAT!
Da da da da da DEFLATE!!

After Nursing 3 boys I am often found singing the first part of the song and wondering if I should model for the cover of National Geographic!?!?!